Enquirer Exclusive! Dmitri Young Bobblehead Night: Cancelled?

Ray King Bobblehead night instead?

According to sources with no direct or indirect knowledge of the situation, the Washington Nationals have canceled tonight's Dmitri Young Bobblehead giveaway night due to an "administrative error" and have hastily announced tonight as: Ray King Bobblehead giveaway night. According to sources, the "administrative error" (by an intern in the marketing department, but not the same intern who accidentally ordered 20,000 bobbleheads in the likeness of General Manager Jim Bowden rather than President Thomas Jefferson last summer) led to an accidental order or 15,000 bobbleheads in the likeness of recently released lefty Ray King. Neither Stan Kasten, nor Ray King, available for comment.

Exclusive image (above) "reportedly" appeared earlier this afternoon on Nationals dot com.

Comments

[Stan k.]

Looks more like Rob Mackowiak than Ray King if you ask me.

[CKS]

They should have gone with "Dmitri Young Bobble Belly Night", had it sponsored by Ben's Chili Bowl...

But I guess now they can have a game later in the season sponsored by a suspect massage parlor??? Nice.