Enquirer Exclusive: Tommy Lasorda scouts T-ballers for NAAAts

"I never saw a guy that wanted to beat you like [Jackie Robinson] did. He could beat you with his glove. He could beat you with his legs. He could beat you with the bat. These kids out here today just plain stunk. It's a [expletive] insult to the game of baseball."
(Tommy Lasorda, via The Nationals Enquirer, 7/16/2007)

"We had some good luck out here a few weeks ago picking up some bats, but Tommy suggested we stay away from these kids."
(Jim Bowden, via The Nationals Enquirer, 7/16/2007)

White House South Lawn Tee Ball Game honoring Jackie Robinson fails to uncover more offensive firepower for NAAAts.

Tommy Lasorda, on 'special assignment', advises Bowden not to sign more t-ballers. 

(Haraz N. Ghanbari / AP Photo)