The Nationals Enquirer

So long, Soriano

Fonzie, we hardly knew ya...

Alfonso Soriano reportedly reaches an agreement with the Cubbies.

$136,000,000/8 years = 2 much.

(AP Photo)

Acta-vation!

"Let's Acta-vate, baby!"
(Jim Bowden, 11/14/2006, via AP/ESNP.com)

"I always felt he had a presence about him that commanded respect."
(Gerry Hunsicker, via Washington Post, 11/14/2006)

Nats get their Manny

(Photo by Lawrence Jackson/AP)

Zimmerman Got Robbed.

"There's no point being mad."
(Ryan Zimmerman, via Washington Post, 11/14/2006)

(Photo by David Zalubowski, AP)