Unfortunately for Da Meathook, bunting mishap doesn't warrant a visit from his masseuse.
"I was stunned...All of a sudden, he has instant relief. She found the spot. ... He swung from both sides of the plate with violence of contact, and his hips went through it."
(Jim Bowden, via Nationals dot com, 5/1/2008)
Dmitri Young listed as day-to-day.
But fortunately, this isn't 2008, so maybe"day-to-day" doesn't actually mean "60 day DL stint"
Sources tell the Nationals Enquirer at this hour that Dmitri Young is "disappointed" his bunting mishap on Sunday won't require a rehab session with his Miracle Masseuse, who cured his bad back last May.
Why the heck would Dmitri Young be practicing the art of bunting, anyway?

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