PINSTRIPED GRINCH STEALS CHRISTMAS
TEIXOCKER! TEIX SAYS NO TO NATS!
Nationals fans also shocked to hear there's no such thing as Santa Claus.
In the end, Steinbrenner money is greener than Lerner money: 8 years, $180 Million greener.
Don't worry, Nats fans, Jimbo has Adam Dunn on speed dial. And like a lump of coal in your stocking: Corey Patterson! (and don't forget Daniel Cabrera)!
Coal is at least useful.
Posted by: Nate | December 23, 2008 at 09:02 PM
Coal: useful or not; discuss.
Meanwhile, let's all pray this Corey Patterson minor league deal keeps Jimbo from pulling the trigger on any and all deals involving Wily Taveras. That's all The Nationals Enquirer wants for Christmas...
Posted by: The Nationals Enquirer | December 23, 2008 at 11:33 PM
No.. you guys will definitely sign Patterson and the Reds will sign Taveras. Taveras will be terrible and the Reds will non-tender him after one year. Then the Nats will sign him. That's just the way this twisted symbiosis of suck goes.
Posted by: Dan | December 24, 2008 at 11:06 AM
"Symbiosis of suck" -- that has a nice ring to it, Dan!
Posted by: The Nationals Enquirer | December 24, 2008 at 01:36 PM
Nice to see how talent flows - Corey Patterson bombs with the Cubs and goes to Baltimore. When that fails he gets another chance in Cincinnati, and from Cincinnati to DC. Welcome to the bottom of the barrel, Corey!
Posted by: Jake | December 24, 2008 at 06:06 PM