You'd be 'doing really well' too if you married Miss DC 2005 in November.

"If me, Shawn and Bergmann are all healthy and throw 175 to 200 innings, [and hell freezes over] that would be a great rotation."
(John Patterson, via Nationals.com, 2/09/2008)

John P. says he's feeling good, but come on, can't the Nats just sign Livo already!?

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