Ray King should probably think about getting fat again.

"I look at it like this: There's guys out there with numbers that are worse than mine. Last night I gave up two squibblers and I get banged for two runs. Today I'm out of a job."
(Ray King, via Washington Post, 4/25/2008)

Sorry to say, it was more than just two "squibblers" that did you in, Ray: It's been all downhill for The Burger Salmon King since he decided to get skinny.

Formerly rotund, employed, lefty optioned to AAA Columbus; replaced with another skinny lefty (Mike O'Connor).

(AP Photo)