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"I know I'm going to get fined, but I don't care. I want to protect myself and protect my teammates, too, because he's been [expletive] the whole year. When people call balk on me, I've been doing the same [expletive] move the entire year. So why does he have to call it twice in the same inning?"
(Odalis Perez, via Washington Times, 7/09/2008)

Diamondbacks 2, NAAAAts 0: When the [Expletive] offensive highlight of the night is your [Expletive]starting pitcher [Expletive] balking twice (and getting tossed for arguing), you know you've had a [Expletive] night.

Worst of all, Nats had few shots against Webb, but (predictably) fell asleep.

Losing streak hits six. It's starting to look like winning the NL East is out of the question.

(Photo of TV set by The Nationals Enquirer staff)