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March 31, 2008

5 run 9th! Nats running away with NL East!

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"Everybody is calling us the worst offensive team in the league. We want to show we not only play hard, but play to win. We want to show we can hit, too."
(Lastings Milledge, via AP, 3/31/2008)

Nats 11, Phillies 6: Hold on, I thought the bullpen was the one thing not to worry about?

Hanrahan, King blow 6-3 lead for Chico, but Nats light up Flash, Phils for five in 9th to win it. L-Millz has a day!

Meanwhile...

We're still in denial about Dukes (15 day DL). Damn. No DL for Chief, yet.

Let's enjoy the view from up here, while we've got it. Have there been consecutive days in first since 2005?

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(AP Photo/Tom Mihalek)

March 30, 2008

Just Zimm, baby!

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Nats 3, Braves 2: Perfect Beginning, Ending: The $465,000 Face of the Franchise Saves Opening Night with 9th inning walkoff.

It's a beautiful view from the top of the NL East, at least for one night...

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(Image of Ryan Zimmerman on TV by The Nationals Enquirer. Standings courtesy of mlb.com)

Official Nationals Enquirer 2008 Nats/MLB predictions

"What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No! And it ain't over now. Cuz when the going gets tough, the tough get goin! Who's with me? Let's Go! Come on!"
(John 'Bluto' Blutarsky, via Animal House, 7/28/1978)

2008: just like 2007, over before it even started?

Hell no! Sort of. But that doesn't mean we won't be cheering 'em on all the way to September 28th.

2008 marks a new beginning for the Nats; a new ballpark, new faces, a rejuvenated farm system (ranked 9th in the latest rankings by Baseball America), etc. etc.: the organization seems to be headed in the right direction. But our gut tells us that in the end, the 2008 Nationals will end up looking strikingly similar to the 2007 model: not a historically bad team, just a hard working, but somewhat forgettable sub-.500 one. As a fan, I ask for one thing: just play hard.

We'll stick with the same W-L total we picked last year: 76-86, good for 4th place in the NL East. Despite what the headline of this post would lead you to believe (and what we said yesterday), we're going to omit the rest of our MLB predictions to spare ourselves the embarrassment. Remember: this is the site that predicted Jerome Williams would lead the Nationals in starts last year. You understand, of course.

One more prediction: Elijah Dukes will become the first player to homer at Nationals Park, and it'll happen tonight.

Meanwhile...

Opening Night at last!! (yes, we used the exact same video & quote above for Opening Day 2007. Will probably do the same next year, too.).

 

March 29, 2008

Hmm... since when does Da Meathook weigh
120 lbs*?

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As expected, some details still need to be worked out at Nationals Park...like Dmitri Young's weight on the HD jumbotron*.

Nationals.com reported everything was right with the world at 7:43PM on pre-Opening Night night against the minor league squad from up the road.

But our "sources" are telling us a mixed story about fan experience on Metro...no word yet on Nats Express.

You'd probably be much better served checking back here, here, here and here, among the other ~500 Nats blogs, and the comments here (did Chief really take a leak in the 'pen?), for better more information...

Don't forget to get there early, and take Metro, tomorrow.

Oh, and don't forget to check back HERE tomorrow for our exclusive 2008 MLB/Nats season predictions. Hell, everyone else is doing it, so why shouldn't we?

(Photo provided by Nationals Enquirer correspondent ckstevenson. *Stan, if you're reading this, Da Meathook was listed at 220, not 120, which is still wrong but not nearly as bad as the headline of this post would suggest.)

Into the swing

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"It takes at least a week. I guarantee you, we won't have a home-field advantage on Sunday right off the bat."
(Manny Acta, via Washington Times, 3/29/2008)

Nats feeling out new home...dry run against that minor league team from BAAAltimore tonight.

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

March 28, 2008

Would-be stadium killer Fenty basking in the glory; Anthony Williams ready to saw his own arms off.

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"If you have to cut your arm off, cut it off in one big swoop. Get it over with. Don't saw it off in stages."
(Anthony Williams, via Washington Post, 3/28/2008)

We're not really sure what the former Mayor of the District is talking about, but we won't be surprised to see him getting shoved around in the 3pm cattle call for the last 400 ($5) seats available on Sunday before the opener.

(Photo by dbking, via flickr, cc-Attribution license.)

Enquirer Exclusive! Nats will play at RFK in 2008!

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"Those are the little touches that, when you put them together, make the difference between a regular ballpark and a great ballpark. That comes from our mall background. We're always reviewing plans for stores. Everything that went into the stadium we reviewed so it fit the image we want.[So we have decided to turn Nationals Park into a Mall, and play baseball at RFK.]"
(Mark Lerner, via Washington Post, 3/28/2008)

"It's going to spunk us up [to play at RFK]."
(Lastings Milledge, via WTOP.com, 3/28/2008)

Lerners to turn Nationals Park into a Mall; RFK lives on to see another crusty day!

Homecoming Kings "shocked" by annoucement upon arrival at Dulles last night.

In stunning last minute decision by the Lerner family, with the blessing of the District, Nationals Park will be converted into a shopping mall, and the Nationals will continue to play baseball at RFK Stadium "for the foreseeable future". Stan Kasten unavailable for comment. 

Meanwhile...

(Photo by Ben Schumin, licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike 2.5 License)

March 27, 2008

Enquirer Exclusive! Matt Chico Leg Kick Video!

"This is it. I'm sticking with it. It's much better on my body, and it's better with my pitches. My pitches are a little more sharper and I guess a little better."
(Matt Chico, via Washington Post, 3/26/2008)

Chico's third from the left, in the Santa Claus hat.

Leg Kick credited for adding MPH; final tune-up yesterday very shabby Chico (5.2IP, 7H, 5R, 5ER, 1BB, 1HR).

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March 26, 2008

Stan, if you're reading this, I need two tickets to Opening Night!

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Damn. I'm not a winner.

Meanwhile...

Nats finalize 25 man roster. No surprises. Ray King safe even after blowing up in a 1/3 inning debacle.

(Image above is a screenshot of an email received by The Nationals Enquirer)

Now it makes perfect sense

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"Once we figure out how the park plays, we can start fitting the team to the ballpark. I don't think you can do it in reverse. The team changes every year. The park won't change significantly, ever."
(Stan Kasten, via Washington Post, 3/26/2008)

No room for fat guys:

Finally, Kasten explains why the Nats didn't bring back Livan Hernandez, despite Livo lobbying for a return to Washington: He wouldn't fit in Nationals Park. Literally. That's why Livo will be the Twins Opening Day starter and the Nats will trot out Odalis Perez Opening Night. Hopefully Da Meathook fits in the door.

No, we still haven't come to grips with Odalis Perez as #1. Need another few days, then that'll be the last time we'll mention good ol' Livo.

Meanwhile...

(AP Photo/Charles Krupa)

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