Enquirer Exclusive! Oh Baby! Da Meat Hook: "I'm Pregnant"

Dmitri Young Pregnancy Shocker rocks Nationals!

Contrary to a report by the Washington Post's Barry Svrluga that Dmitri Young's current battle with his weight is diabetes-related, The Nationals Enquirer has learned through a source with no knowledge of the situation that Da Meat Hook is actually 4 months pregnant. In the exclusive photo above, Young can be seen entering a Babies R Us down the road from Space Coast Stadium. Young unavailable for comment.

Meanwhile...

• Shawn Hill heard what he wanted to hear: He won't need surgery. Doubtful for Opening Night, maybe ready sometime the first week?
• Detwiler down.
• Perez good, Bergmann not so good, Chico bad yesterday?

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