Enquirer Exclusive: Sidney Ponson will start Sunday for either NAAAts or Orioles!

"Pitching, pitching, pitching."
(Jim Bowden, via The Nationals Enquirer, 5/17/2007)

The Battle of the Beltways, or The Battle of The Bulge?

According to sources with no direct or indirect knowledge of the situation, the starting-pitching-thin NAAAts and Orioles are locked in a fierce bidding war for the services of the recently released Sidney Ponson.

Sir Sidney reportedly weighing his options.

(AP Photo/Jim Mone)